Takeshi
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Post by Takeshi on Jan 11, 2009 13:33:07 GMT
The vending machine cuts your hand off and swallows it, giving you back a woolen glove to fit that hand in some sort of cruel, computerised irony.
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Post by PanNarrans on Jan 11, 2009 20:19:46 GMT
Darn it, consequences! Not putting anything in yourself?
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Post by Takeshi on Jan 11, 2009 21:19:46 GMT
oh yeah i forgot XD i put in.... a glass.
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Post by emily on Jan 13, 2009 20:24:31 GMT
water spurts of of the machine!!!!
I put in...erm... Einstein's brain (because i can)
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Post by emily on Jan 13, 2009 20:25:21 GMT
The vending machine cuts your hand off and swallows it, giving you back a woolen glove to fit that hand in some sort of cruel, computerised irony. ironic, yes. cool in a creepy way, also yes XD
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Post by Takeshi on Jan 13, 2009 21:21:38 GMT
You get an imploding universe :3
I put in a coin- shock horror!!
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Post by +Hayato+ on Jan 14, 2009 16:21:27 GMT
YOU GET CHANGE OAO
I put in a candle!
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Post by whitewolfos on Jan 15, 2009 7:19:46 GMT
You get the strange scent of an old half price christmas scented candle...in a box. ... Ew.
I put iiiin... a Sainsbury's Chocolate Macaroon.
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Post by Takeshi on Jan 15, 2009 21:39:23 GMT
You get coconuts. Lots of them. Enough to fill a seven story treehouse I put in odd socks.
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Post by PanNarrans on Jan 17, 2009 1:03:22 GMT
You get an even number of socks - 14! None of them match, though. I put in a piano. Not sure how I fit a piano through the coin slot, but I manage it eventually.
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Post by Takeshi on Jan 17, 2009 12:00:44 GMT
You get a keychain. I don't think this vending machine has any grasp of the "equal exchange" concept.
I put in my trillby.
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Post by PanNarrans on Jan 17, 2009 20:57:35 GMT
Awesome, I steal it. I rifle through my pockets and bring out... a handful of dice. You get them in return. I put in... the keychain I got last time. Will that cause a paradox or something?
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Post by Takeshi on Jan 17, 2009 21:02:20 GMT
That's mean! The vending machine explodes, causing the trilby to fly out of your hands and land on my head. And hey look, I got some dice! I use them to buy a new vending machine from a chimp, and put in a scarf, holding securely onto my trilby.
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Post by PanNarrans on Jan 19, 2009 1:33:03 GMT
Ooh, the itinerant chimp who sells vending machines? I think I know him! Ahem... Anyway, the new shiny vending machine gives you a scarface wooly bobble hat, and gives the scarf back to match with it. To keep some semblance of equal exchange, it harvests some of the scarf fluff to fuel its fusion reactor.
I put in Jonathan Coulton, after stalking and kidnapping him.
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Post by Takeshi on Jan 19, 2009 18:49:03 GMT
You get your very own pet psycho, in exchange for stalking someone I put in.... brocolli.
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